10 Things I Hate about Other People

This isn't mine. I did not come up with this list and i found it on a amazing website, so i'm not taking credit for making up this things. I think everybody should know about this:) I don't think all of them are true but I don't want to edit other people's work so..  here's 10 things I hate about other people

1) people who pointing at their risk asking for the time "do you know....do you know what time it is?"...well i know wheres my watch is, where the hell is yours? do i point at my crotch when i ask where the toilet is?

2) People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and press the button to change the channel. You're going to walk this whole room looking for a remote but u can't sit up by the tv and change the channel manually?

3) People who say "oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too, don't you?".......YEAH! DAMN RIGHT, I DO. why would i want a cake if i can't eat it?

4) When people say "it's always the last place you look" and you're looking for something. Of course it is. why would i keep looking for it after you've found it? do people do this? where? and who are they?

5) When people are in the movie theatre and try to watch the movie and someone say while watching the film "did ya see that?" No loser, i paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor and not see the movie!

6) People who ask "hey, can i ask you a question?"..........didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7) When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it cant be new!

8) When people say "life is short". No, it's really not. i mean what the hell? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does! What can you possibly do that's longer than life?

9) When you're waiting for the bus and some idiot walked up and says "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

10) When People say "my eyes aren't what they used to be" Oh, what did they used to be? ears? arms? legs? rubix cube?

There's 10 things i hate about everybody :) sincerely, Amalia.